I was at Peet’s Coffee and Tea on Ventura like clockwork.
Someone next to me in the bathroom hallway was making really weird giggly noises.My first thought: “It’s a homeless guy masturbating.” 
I looked over and it was a dude practicing for a cartoon voice audition.
In LA, either one of these outcomes would not be that surprising.

I was at Peet’s Coffee and Tea on Ventura like clockwork.

Someone next to me in the bathroom hallway was making really weird giggly noises.
My first thought: “It’s a homeless guy masturbating.” 

I looked over and it was a dude practicing for a cartoon voice audition.

In LA, either one of these outcomes would not be that surprising.