January 2012
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December 2011
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2011
I can’t even wrap my head around all that has happened this year.
So much to celebrate and so much to mourn.
So much accomplished and so much left to do.
I found out I have diabetes this year.
I lost a dear, close friend this year.
Also a Grandpop and a family dog.
I became a husband this year.
I started a new life this year.
We got our own dog this year.
She’s snoring in...
October 2011
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WatchKICKSTARTER LAUNCHED!!! OBSERVE AND DONATE HERE: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/344447085/professional-conduct-becoming-of-an-elite-spy
September 2011
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WatchMY MOST SINCERE APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR THE ENSUING LACK OF FAITH IN HUMANITY THAT FOLLOWS TO ALL WHO WATCH MY NEWEST SHORT FILM STARRING MATT MEAD AND MATT THORNTON.
Running time: 5 minutes
August 2011
3 posts
Kickstarter - Homeless Cop →
If you have a dollar, show one of the best working artists some love.
July 2011
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Each day I wait
Outside a locked door,
Ever-patient.
I put my fluids on hold
While a homeless guy
Showers in the Starbucks bathroom
For like 20 minutes.
June 2011
4 posts
Henry watching the movie 'Prince of Persia'
Henry: Prince of Persia is just a level of Indiana Jones.
May 2011
5 posts
HOLY CRAP. LOVE JOHN HAWKES. LOVE THE ALPHA OLSEN.... →
April 2011
4 posts
I MADE A NEW WEBSITE FOR ALL MA FILMS COMPLETE... →
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March 2011
4 posts
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February 2011
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Inspiring and imaginative illustrations by Sergey... →
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Paul Haggis VS The Church of Scientology →
kinda weird to expose something that most people know is complete garbage but I read this whole thing word for word. It’s pretty convincing since it doesn’t sugar-coat anybody on either side.
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Tales of Humiliation: So What Have We Learned?
When I look back on the times I was picked on in school, most of the time I don’t think “man I should’ve pounded that kid”. Partially because they could’ve put me in the hospital but mainly because they were just dumb kids. I should’ve stood up for myself more often but just lashing out in blind retaliation wouldn’t have done anything.
But when I think of the people from all...
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Tales of Humiliation: Remember, This Cost 30 Grand...
I had this screenwriting teacher, who sold a screenplay that was turned into a Lifetime movie. To Christian college co-eds in Grantham, PA this is the closest thing to an expert we were ever going to get. It’s not that she wasn’t smart. It’s not that she was a bad person. I just think she didn’t really have much business teaching hopeful young minds because the only thing she know to do was crush...
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Tales of Humiliation: Encouragement for the Future...
I had a lot of college teachers who believed in me, who invested in me, made me feel validated - like I could take on the world. Then there were all the other professors that took one look at me and knew I was a fuck-up. One actually admitted this almost verbatim when he told me in front of the entire class that I was wasting his time taking this class and wasting my time pursuing something as...
January 2011
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Tales of Humiliation: A Taste of Showbiz
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When I was a senior in high school we went on one of those trips to NYC to see a Broadway show called Aida. This was the second time I was ever in the big city and the first time I ever saw someone pee on a wall. I found the show Aida super cheesy, predictable, and up-its-own-ass. I later learned those are all prerequisites to creating any musical. During this outing we were privileged to...
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RAFTER - Quiet Storm (new album) →
My good buddy Rafter has turned out a follow-up last years Animal Feelings that couldn’t be more different. While that very awesome album was quite polished with a full studio sound and happy melodies, this is dark mean and dirty. It’s really impressive to see an artist go in such a wildly different and gutsy direction.
Highly recommended. You can stream it from the above link and...
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Tales of Humiliation: Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
I tend to forget how skinny I am or at least I must because people always remind me every ten minutes. Most of the time, I don’t really give a shit because I know they do it because they are fat. That must be hard. Usually it’s just a corny joke but I’ve noticed this weird momentum some adults - usually middle-aged get until they’re sure they’re being as mean as humanly possible.
I...
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Tales of Humiliation: The Early Years
I went to a very underfunded and legalistic Christian school from kindergarten to 9th grade. I can understand most of the teachers’ frustration since the school didn’t give them much to work with - financially or otherwise. Teachers’ salaries were so low in fact they had to make do by occasionally hiring psychotic people as teachers.
There was one teacher in 6th grade that felt it was her duty to...
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WatchOh you know I love this. directed by Temple University’s own Joshua Cohen!
also features Pat Gaston who acted in Pizza Party!
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Watch the Promo Video!
jamesvandermemes:
James Van Der Beek is here to bring you the “Dawson Crying GIF” and many more emotional faces! This kicks off Day One of VanDerWeek, a celebration of all things James Van Der Beek on Funny or Die!
Download happy, mild sadness, awkwwward, the stud wink and SO MANY MORE on JamesVanDerMemes.com!